Do You Know What Time It Is? It's Time For Foofy Foofy To Go To Jail For Beating His Fiancee

TMZ says that Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas early this morning and it wasn't for assaulting retinas by looking like a Sméagol crackhead. Flavor Flav was put into handcuffs for whooping on his fiancee before pulling a knife on her teenage son. Suddenly, Gitte Nielsen doesn't feel bad about doing the Given Up On Life Waltz by rolling around in the grass with a bottle of Popov vodka in her hand. When the cops showed up to Foofy Foofy's house, his fiancee told them that they all got into ...